This for a start….

 

This is one guy who is going to be extremely nervous about undressing in the showers at the gym, or anywhere else for that matter.  Some advice, if you are going to have someone’s face tattooed on your body, then make sure that the person is a historical personage, and not a currently living person who is going to be unmasked as a paedophile or some other sort of dodgy character.  About the only way this could be worse is if he had Hitler or Osama Bin Laden tattooed on his chest.