I do like a playing with song lyric spoofs and as some reason I had the theme to the Flintstones cartoon as an earworm, I thought I would spoof the lyric. So here it is. Hope you like it.
Allah-hu-akbar !
Abduls, meet the Abduls
they’re an Islamic stone age family
from a town called Bradford
turning back the tide
of history
Watch the family walk right down the street
The poor wife, hid behind a big black sheet
When you’re with the Abduls
You’ll have ‘kaboom’ time,an allah hu akbar time
but not have a gay old time.
Some day, then Jihad will be the fight
Till then they keep their lips all closed and tight
Abduls, meet the Abduls,
they’re an Islamic stone age family
from a town called Bradford
turning back the tide of history.
If you are offended by this spoof, please see the helpful note at the bottom of the post and then sod off and be ‘offended’ elsewhere.
Here’s the original lyrics and a link to the original TV theme tune.
Yabba-Dabba Do !
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
They’re a modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They’re a page right out of history.
Let’s ride with the family down the street.
Thru the courtesy of Fred’s two feet.
When you’re with the Flintstones,
have a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time,
we’ll have a gay old time.
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They’re a modern stone-age family
Come on, down to Bedrock
It’s a place right out of history
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
And the cat will stay out for the night
When you’re with the Flintstones
Have a yabbadabba-doo time
A dabba-doo time
We’ll have a gay old time
NOTE:
A note for the permanently offended among you: The ‘free speech’ amendment clause of the 2006 Racial and Religious Hatred Act states the following:
“‘Nothing in this Part shall be read or given effect in a way which prohibits or restricts discussion, criticism or expressions of antipathy, dislike, ridicule, insult or abuse of particular religions or the beliefs or practices of their adherents, or of any other belief system or the beliefs or practices of its adherents, or proselytising or urging adherents of a different religion or belief system to cease practising their religion or belief system.’
via https://humanism.org.uk/campaigns/human-rights-and-equality/free-speech-and-expression/
This means that showing dislike for, or ridiculing the ideology of Islam or its practises in comedic form as shown above, appears to be perfectly legal. I do not, as I’ve made it perfectly plain on numerous occasions, wish harm or injury to befall the average ‘Joe Mohammed’ I only seek to encourage Muslims to leave a dangerous and damaging quasi-religious ideology and do something less stupid instead.
