To the tune of ‘My favourite things’
Perverts and paedos
liars and perjurers
Promises like piecrust
that crumble like red rust
Slippery candidates
who speak out of their rings,
these are a few of the
Lib Dem things
Treason and falsehoods
big love for the EU
Dodgy MP’s who love
rolling in brown poo
sexually incontinent,
and cursed with old Ming
these are a few of the
Lib Dem things
When the vote comes
know that these bums
will be knocking at your door
so give them a hearty old
piece of your mind
and call them political whores
Fiscal incompetence
shady campaigning
you can’t even trust them
to tell you it’s raining
Their peers are such gropers
and good at back stabbings
These are a few of the
Lib Dem things.
Lib dems are a party
devoid of all true fact
dangerous fans of
the Criminal Rights Act
A bunch of old shysters
of lies they are kings
These are a few of
the Lib Dem things.
When the vote comes
know that these bums
will be knocking at your door
so give them a hearty old
piece of your mind
because the Lib Dems they are political whores
With big apologies to Mr Rogers and Mr Hammerstein and zero apologies to the Liberal Democrat party. I apologise also to any whores who may be offended by being compared to the Lib Dems.
I enjoyed singing this to myself.
But, I think the theme from the flintstones may be more relevant because they face extinction.
There’s already a Flintstones spoof lyric on here see here
https://www.fahrenheit211.net/2014/04/03/fun-stuff-flintstones-song-lyric-spoof/
the flintstones spoof should go mainstream.
but, even the bravedt of the so called right wing media wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole.
I could easily envisage some guy dressed as an arab though ,with a guitar playing the part of mr abdul giving a rendition on youtube and going viral.
naturally the guitars head would be decapitated for being unislamic as a finale.