It seems that a job vacancy has come up for someone who may have a vivid imagination and only a sketchy relationship with that thing called ‘the truth’. Maybe you are someone who is too unbelievable to be a fraudster or just pretty shit at the task of fact checking. You might even have just left one of Britain’s more piss poor universities with a third class degree in ‘Cultural Studies’ and have realised that you are only barely qualified for collecting the trollies in a supermarket car park.

If you are dishonest, lazy, cannot separate fact from fiction, enjoy calling anyone who is opposed to the ideology of Islam ‘far right’ (as another of the founder of Tell Mama Fiyaz Mughal’s vehicles Religious Reader does) and fancy calling yourself by a fancy title, then the mendacious grievance-mongering taqiyya artists of Tell Mama would like to hear from you. It appears that a vacancy has arisen in the Tell Mama organisation for a ‘case worker’. Despite the professional sounding job and person description given by Tell Mama on their website, what they really appear to want is someone who will believe any old crap that is told to them provided that it fits in with the ‘Islamophobia’ narrative.

The job pays £25k per year but it is not known at this time how much of that money has been screwed out of either the British taxpayer, the EU or the National Lottery or some charitable trust with more money than sense, although it’s more than likely to be one or more of these. In any case it’s a lot of money for being a bullshit conduit and someone who can make mountains out of molehills.

So if you are the sort of person who is the complete opposite of the young George Washington and you can tell a lie, or even lots of lies, and you don’t mind working for an organisation with all the credibility of the Jimmy Savile Fan Club then why not contact Tell Mama via the link below.

http://tellmamauk.org/vacancy-caseworker-role-within-tell-mama/

I’d consider applying myself but I’d never get through to interview stage on the grounds that a) I’m too honest and b) I value my reputation far too much to want to work for Tell Mama.