Why did the chicken cross the road is the beginning of a very old series of jokes. In the case of a Pakistani chicken the reason for crossing the road is pretty clear, it’s to avoid the Muslim chicken rapists.

There has been another gobsmacking story of the warped society created by Islam in the benighted land of Pakistan. This one concerns a young man in his early teens who sexually assaulted a chicken because he, the Muslim teen not the chicken that is, felt ‘sexually frustrated’.

What on earth! Nearly all male teenagers are sexually frustrated at some point, but normal teenage boys discreetly retire to their rooms and indulge in a meeting with madam palm and her five daughters, not go and steal a chicken and rape it. But then neither Pakistan nor the people it creates could remotely be called normal. Pakistan is a hellish shithole full of violence, hatred for religious minorities, extreme misogyny, poverty, corruption, rape, sexual abuse and oppression, in other words it’s a nation created by and sustained by the ideology of Islam. This shithole is now thanks to the sort of society created by Islam, also the home of today’s Pakistani nutjob, the chicken rapist

The Pakistan Tribune said:

Police in Hafizabad, Punjab, have arrested a teenager who allegedly sexually assaulted a chicken and killed it.

Local police told The Express Tribune that the 14-year-old assaulted a hen in his village near Jalalpur Bhattian on November 11.

Owner of the chicken later lodged a complaint with the police saying the suspect picked and took the hen to his [the suspect’s] home where he allegedly sexually assaulted and killed it on the spot. He also named two locals as eyewitnesses in his complaint.

What sort of person, even a highly sexually frustrated one would let himself be seen stealing a chicken and taking if off to his home for a spot of chicken buggering? Someone created by the Islamic hell hole that is Pakistan is the answer.

Jalalpur Bhattian SHO Sarfraz Anjum said the suspect was arrested after a medical examination of the chicken confirmed the assault. He said the suspect had also confessed to the crime. “He is a 14-year-old boy and did it out of sexual frustration,” the SHO said, adding that reports regarding swabs collected from the hen were still awaited from the laboratory.

The suspect, who has been booked for ‘unnatural offence’ and killing the chicken, was arrested on Monday. He will be produced before a magistrate today, Tuesday.

I can’t help but get the image of ‘CSI Islamabad’ when I read the above paragraphs. But that doesn’t sound like it’s got anything going for it as a show, after all doing lab tests on buggered chickens isn’t exactly glamorous is it?

I’m increasingly surprised that one country, Pakistan can be such a cesspit of depravity but knowing how much Islam dominates the nation’s culture maybe I would not be so surprised. The shithole of Pakistan is an Islamic creation and is a dire warning to the world of what happens when the followers of an ideology built around seventh century savagery are given political and social control. In Pakistan nothing and nobody is safe, not even the chickens.