A Pakistani suicide bomber didn’t succeed in murdering police officers in the name of ‘Allah’ recently because he thankfully prematurely exploded. The bomb, instead of taking the lives of innocent people instead only ended up taking the life of the savage bomber themselves.

According to a report in the Pakistani ‘Dawn’ newspaper (h/t ROP) the failed bomber from an unknown Islamic terror group, was most likely targeting police who were patrolling near the Hathi Khan Killay village near the border with Afghanistan. Initial suspicions that this was an attack on polio vaccination workers, who have been consistently targeted by Islamic thugs and murderers, was denied by the authorities and it appears that the Pakistani police officers were the intended target.

Miraculously the self exploding savage managed only to kill himself and there were no other deaths or serious injuries caused by the premature explosion. A passer by who was in the wrong place at the wrong time when the savage got his just desserts was slightly wounded. He along with others who were injured were taken to local hospitals. Police have been picking up the pieces (literally) of the suicide bomber and his attack in order to find out who sent the exploding savage.

This suicide bombing savage has, by exploding prematurely, by accident saved countless lives of innocent Pakistani citizens. The only blood that has been shed here is that of the evil attacker who wanted to snuff out the lives of those who he has been brainwashed to kill in the name of Islam. With no deaths of innocent people, relatively few serious injuries and only the bomber themselves dead, this could be seen as one of those ‘win-win’ stories. Not only have ordinary people’s lives been saved, but the bomber spectacularly failed to hit the intended target.