I saw these and guffawed very very loudly. They are comments on the subject of The Guardian newspaper from the Longrider blog.

From Janzoon

“There was a spike in Guardian sales in late March / early April, but that was a temporary phenomenon whilst supplies of Andrex were unavailable…”

and from Penseivat

“I will admit being one of those who hurriedly bought a copy of the rag when the toilet roll shelves, in my local Aldi, were empty. A waste of money, as I soon found out. It contained so much shit, it wouldn’t absorb any more.”

These are I’m afraid very apt descriptions of a once great classicly liberal newspaper that has now morphed into a humourless woke comic for the middle class left and BBC employees.