Apparently it’s allegedly ‘National Potato Day’

Potatoes. Would we be better off with 650 potatoes in the House of Commons rather than the current occupiers?

 

Someone on Twitter is claiming that today is ‘National Potato Day’. I like potatoes, I have a 25kg sack of them in my hall. We also have a lot of MP’s who might be better off replaced by potatoes sitting in the House of Commons.

Maybe this requires a new political party and a new campaign? ‘Vote Potato’ and get better representation than you have at present.

2 Comments on "Apparently it’s allegedly ‘National Potato Day’"

  1. I think you’ll find that the empty sack would give better representation and certainly do far less damage than the bunch of freedom stealing shite-hounds infesting all sides of the HoC.
    I’m tempted to put our cat, McVitie up for Harrow’s parliamentary seat as he’d do the job for a couple of sachets of food, some crunchies and a bowl of milk.
    Indeed, by sleeping for most of the day, with the odd wash, trip to the litter tray and foray outside to growl at the neighbours cat, Ziggy, I can think of a more appropriate candidate.
    Perhaps I should approach the seemingly sanest party in the UK, the Monster Raving Loony Party, to see if theyd be interested in McVitie as the candidate for Harrow.
    For a candidate you know will cause no ructions to our way of like, Vote for a True British Shorthair, VOTE for MCVITIE.

    • Fahrenheit211 | October 23, 2021 at 5:38 pm |

      We are probably cursed with MP’s who if they were cats would be incapable of finding their way to their litter tray.

Comments are closed.