Apparently the Labour Leader Sir Keir Starmer is going to write a book setting out his vision for the future both of Labour and of the United Kingdom. This news of course incited speculation as to what it could contain.
The Twitter user Burnside however has probably quite correctly guessed how any book entitled ‘The thoughts of Chairman Keir’ would begin.
Burnside said that the opening words for such a book would be: “It is a bright cold day in April and the clocks are striking thirteen. The women have massive veiny cocks and…”
Nice one. Perfect for a party that has spent the last year or more trying desperately not to state in public the biological reality that women do not have penises.
A book? He could get that on a postage stamp.
Can’t see ‘the thoughts of Starmer’ becoming a best seller but in the event of another toilet roll shortage his book might turn out to be useful.
But then, only if printed on suitably absorbent stock.
Indeed and this maybe should be policy for all political manifestos? However as it is a Labour Party document I doubt that they could organise printing on absorbent stock, it would be on Izal LOL