There’s someone on Twitter who has insulted Sir Keir Starmer by calling him a ‘wet wipe’. The implication being that Starmer is useless. However that’s a bit of a slur on wet wipes are, as any parent will tell you, both extremely useful and very practical, unlike the current Labour leader and his party.
Less use than a wet wipe
Labour Leader Sir Keir Starmer.
I find them very good for removing bugs from my motorcycle and helmet visor – not convinced Starmer will ever be that useful
Nice one. Maybe it’s time to compose a list of things that are more useful and practical than Starmer? For example: Second hand toilet roll, a condom made from mesh, a calculator designed by Diane Abbott, Hitler’s missing testicle, a navy for Switzerland or the old favourite a chocolate teapot.
Sir Keir Armrest is still awaiting his new personality upload – it’s not going well for the technical team working on it. But, as an armrest, he might be slightly useful.
I think the personality upload seems to have been broken up during transmission. Agree slightly useful as an armrest.
The other anagram for Starmer is smarter, but that doesn’t seem right for this strange character.
He’s smart enough to play the ‘human bollard’ routine or the empty suit act in order to make Labour seem boring and sensible. The problem is that although he might look boring and sensible, he’s sitting on a rice pudding thin skin of sense with a roiling bowl of far left nutters lying underneath the skin in the form of Labour activists.