I was trolling around the socials recently and came across a post from a guy calling himself Peter North. He has made a proposal for a policy that would in his opinion make Britain better. Of course it needs to be said that this proposal is not very high on the scale of either seriousness nor sensibleness but it will in many cause some amusement.

Mr North said:

“Y’know, if ever you did want a fascist dictator to fix things once and for all, you could do no worse than me. I would employ many of the same tactics as the Nazis, only I wouldn’t go after Jews or ethnic minorities.

I would focus exclusively on white middle class liberals. The final solution to every major problem. I’d send army trucks to every Waitrose and M&S food hall to round them all up. I’d send my goons round to raid the HQ’s of Oxfam, the Green Party and the Lib Dems to confiscate their membership/donor lists – and then herd them all into a ghetto.

Unlike Hitler, though, I wouldn’t bother with a Holocaust. I’d simply give them everything they want. I’d build a twenty foot border wall around Brighton and chuck them all in there. Our own version of Gaza. We’ll tell them it’s a fifteen minute neighbourhood. They won’t question it and they’ll do exactly as they’re told. We won’t even need guards. In case any of them escape the round up we won’t need little yellow stars to identify them. We’ll just pretend there’s another Covid pandemic and we’ll just watch out for who’s wearing a mask in their cars.

Once secured, I’d ensure they were fed nothing but climate change propaganda to discourage them from breeding, and give free gender reassignment surgery to anyone who wants it. Middle class liberals volunteering to self-sterilise is not something we should oppose. They’ll all die out within a generation. Sure, it is Nazi style eugenics, but it’s nothing the Guardian hasn’t been pushing on them for the last twenty years. It’s all about marketing.

We could even do it on the cheap. We sell them a version of Soylent Green, marketed as “zero food miles” carbon-neutral protein bars – so, as in real life, they end up eating themselves. If successful we roll it out to Bath, Bristol, Harrogate, Cheltenham and York. So long as the cattle trucks are electric and have solar panels on the roofs, they won’t suspect a thing. We’ll just tell them it’s the latest in Net Zero public transport. Once we’ve eliminated this parasitic scourge from our lands, I’ll step down because everything else will self-correct within a year or two. “

Mr North has come up with an interesting idea and is very reminiscent of the ‘B’ Ark from Hitchikers. I was pleased also to see that the crime and commie afflicted shithole that is Bristol has also got a mention although it ‘s a bit unfair on Cheltenham or York.